May 2012
laugh-all-night:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
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theyellovvbrickroad:
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
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i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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3 Important Dont's
ceeebui:
Don’t promise when you’re happy.
Don’t reply when you’re angry.
Don’t decide when you’re sad.
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deleteyourlife:
defeating:
deleteyourlife:
Boys look so hot in baseball uniforms I kept staring at my brothers friends asses during the game oops
your brother is in 5th grade
6th
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Watchtwiggy114:
A dog guarding his masters bike….So cute. You guys have to watch it. OMG and the ending.
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cherylsaywhat:
Tonight (Best You Ever Had) by...
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It’s funny you know, how you still manage to pop back into my mind after all these years. No matter what point I am at my life, you still manage to find a way to squeeze yourself somewhere in my life.
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Watchkhelanster:
johnny-cupcake:
paintwithcolorsofthewind:
wordsthatididntsay:
queenofgenovia:
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precums:
literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen
crying like an idiot
Holy shit.
Woah. Fuck. Shit…
:’)
DON’T MIND ME JUST STUDYING FOR MY LAST FINAL AND SOBBING AT THIS AMAZING COMMERCIAL.
I love my mom so much. so much. so....
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher walks away
me: the fuck did they just say
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